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"I took as many of the books as I could up to the counter and THREW them at the lesbian there. I then started rebuking her and telling her that as hard as it must be for an old spinster like her LESBIANISM IS NOT THE ANSWER! I then pulled out my lighter and tried to burn the books, but a very large security guard grabbed me at that point and threw me out."
"I'm also outraged by the fact that the woman has fruit pressed against her milk bags. Am I supposed to want to eat a grape that's been touching a nipple? If this book becomes popular, woman everywhere will be smothering food with their chest muffins. I am positively nauseous.
Guys, wash your food to be on the safe side."
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=686374#post686374
THESE FORUMS. HILARIOUS. ANGRY-MAKING AT TIMES, BUT HILARIOUS.
"I'm also outraged by the fact that the woman has fruit pressed against her milk bags. Am I supposed to want to eat a grape that's been touching a nipple? If this book becomes popular, woman everywhere will be smothering food with their chest muffins. I am positively nauseous.
Guys, wash your food to be on the safe side."
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=686374#post686374
THESE FORUMS. HILARIOUS. ANGRY-MAKING AT TIMES, BUT HILARIOUS.
